Dontilly airlines & Captain Chocolate

Ladies and gentleman, welcome into this dontilly airline flight in departure for Bry Sur Marne.
This is your captain speaking, we will be flying for about one hour and reach our destination at 13 p.m.
The temperature outside is a chilly minus 5 degrees.
Don't forget to lock your belt while you are seated  and enjoy your flight (Merci à Jill pour le texte)

J'en rajoute une couche.

If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, then pick your favorite one.

As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.

We have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the captain will be backing up to the terminal this afternoon; please stay in your seats until we come to a complete stop so that he can use the rear-view mirror.

Et sur Easyjet evidemment, la seule compagnie où tu payes pour le verre d'eau si ils ont le temps de t'en donner un:

"We have now landed and would like you to disembark promptly. Due to the perilous state of airline finances, the last people to leave will have to clean the aircraft."

Je compte évidemment sur Guillaume pour une parfaite traduction simultanée dans les commentaires. Un bon dimanche, biz.